Spatula City - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A red ribbon banner at

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Spatula City - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A red ribbon banner atSpatula City didn't just corner the market, they eliminated it. Seven locations, factory direct pricing, and a business model so pure it makes every other retailer look indecisive. Inspired by UHF. The Details: Two crossed spatulas with golden yellow heads and white handles form an X shape beneath white script text reading "Since" and "1989." Bold golden yellow serif text reads "SPATULA CITY" with smaller white text reading "Factory Direct" and "Seven